Malcolm West

Mundane Curiosities of Modernity Malcolm West

"... How do I escape?""Alright, first you must throw your clothes out the cell window.""What?""Your clothes, James, all of them. Take everything off. Then, simply throw, push, or whatever you gotta do, to get those suckers out the cell window and outside onto the ground.""OK, give me a minute.""Don't you want supernatural rescue, James? We have an opening, the moon's just right. Let's go!"James looked out his small cell window, and into the brisk New England sky. "Looks pretty cloudy tonight," he said while tossing his trousers out the window. "I don't see the--""You will need to lay on your stomach for this next part.""Hold on, Henry," he said stuffing a stocking into one of his boots, "I haven't got everything out the window yet."