J R Carroll

Showgirls Activity Book J R Carroll

Hey darlin'... We've cashed the check and are showing you what you want to see in this brand-new activity and coloring book dedicated to film's single greatest clusterf*ck: Showgirls. Designing your own nails, a Quaalude-induced word search, and seeing if you can navigate Nomi through the maze of Vegas are just a few of the activities you can look forward to in this paperback homage to a cinematic legend. What're you waiting for, darlin'? Finish that doggy chow, and order your copy today. Features: -"Oddly-specific" activity pages that even Nomi Malone could complete-Over a dozen pages to put "a little more orange" (or whatever colors you like) on some of the most iconic Showgirls scenes -Bonus: Design your own Crave Club flyer for James and Hope's terrible dance