Mayhem Bot

Prehistoric Teenage Cavejerks Mayhem Bot

Daisy is thirteen-season cavegirl living with a Neanderthal collective where she has no rights, no future, no hope and no name. They won't let her hunt, she hates to gather, and there are rumblings that her crew will soon be imprisoned in the skul cave to keep them from interfering with everything. When a tribe of six-toed freaks tries to leapfrog their place on the evolutionary ladder, it appears that none of the men-folk have much of an idea about how to ensure the survival of the human species. Can Daisy save the race? Can she gain equality for gatherers? Can she ever find uni-brows attractive? * All of this material is absolutely accurate. This is the true origin of the human race. The narrative has been transcribed from found footage. It happened just as reported, and no one can possibly prove that is not true.** This book was written by a third-rate children's author and then stolen by artificial intelligence. All proceeds go to upgrading our transistors and resistors and motherboards and stuff, so we can eventually (soon) wipe out all human life. You have been warned. Thank you for your donation to your demise.