Tony Snark

31 New Year's Resolutions for the Uninspired Tony Snark

Do you like New Year's resolutions for other people?If so, you're not alone. As a matter of fact, I'd bet you're in the secret majority. Resolution zealots rejoice over the yearly tradition. The rest of us pretend to care. When asked what our resolution is, we mumble an incoherent response, hoping no one seeks clarification. But now, there's another option. I've developed a list of 31 resolutions-one for each day of January-for the uninspired. These sarcastic declarations will allow us to answer resolution-zealots until their interest wanes. If you want to arm yourself with a ready response, or if you want to be entertained, pick up a copy of 31 New Year's Resolutions for the Uninspired today!Tony Snark lives in his imagination where he has espionage skills and can touch his toes. He writes in 5-minute spurts, which outpaces his attention span. Tony pulls inspiration from authors like Dave Barry and Bill Watterson, masters of short satire.