Danielle Marie Dorsey

Captain Hairdo Danielle Marie Dorsey

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Prison escapes, an astronaut frozen in time, unconventional sexscapades, drug-fueled adventures, the reclaiming of a kinky kingdom, and the beauty of live male birth.

When the evil Emperor Elephantine hijacks a shipment of a dangerous material banned by the Interstellar Confederation of United Planets, Captain Hairdo surges into action to thwart his plot and secure the substance. Will Hairdo put a stop to Elephantine's dastardly doings or is it all just part of a much larger plan?

Listen to the space siren's call beckoning you into the pit of despair!Scream in horror at the carnage wrought by the multifarious gladiator death bots!Taste the deviously decadent muffins of malevolence! (Recipe included) Witness acts declared illegal in the state of Texas! Cheer as our heroes rise to the challenges of yesterday's future... With solar-powered rocket packs!

Captain Hairdo Conquers the Cosmos is an oddball retro science fiction inspired comedy, where the wonders of yesteryear meet the unbridled raunchiness of '90s gross-out humor.