Ari Levitt

The Ballad of a Tree-Peeing Pooch Ari Levitt

Within these pages you will find a very rare gift indeed -- something so shockingly insightful, perhaps it's best if you read it sitting down. Some have called it "the most deeply moving poem I've ever read", "truly profound", "revelatory", and even "life-changing". Ladies and gentlemen, we present for you here, in these incredibly well-written few pages, the only poetic saga believed to exist that might truly answer the age old question: "Why do dogs pee on trees?" Yes, it's true. Just in case you're one of those who lies awake at night, heart pounding, mind racing, desperately trying to puzzle out the answer to this conundrum, this book will be your personal panacea, your saving grace, and the only medicine you will ever need if this is the only issue you ever have... Therefore, buy one now! (And buy a spare just in case). Have a looksy, ASAP. Then get some shut-eye. That's our recommendation. And as you snuggle down, rest assured that no trees or dogs were harmed in the wiritng of this book, (although admittedly, a few squirrels and one pigeon were the recipients of not a few uncomfortable glances....)