Andy Sibbald

Ms. Stinky Goes to the Slammer Andy Sibbald

Dr. Smith, Ms. Stinky's psychiatrist tries to assist Ms. Stinky in figuring out why she unable to stay in a marriage, outside of the fact that she enjoys the alimony payments and divorce settlements. When Ms. Stinky is not forthcoming with as much information as he feels she should, Dr. Smith decides to interview her ex-husbands, Ms. Stinky's parents and her relatives Stinky Stinky, Binky Stinky and Officious Stinky III. While this is occurring Ms. Stinky comes up with a very nasty scam that fills her pockets and those of Dr. Ponzi and Foxy while leaving numerous swine slopless and homeless. Even Dr. Ponzi has to admit that Ms. Stinky's idea for bilking other swine is brilliant and he is the master. If that is not bad enough the plan has a component whereby swine that have been knocked down in the first scam can be fleeced again. Ms. Stinky thinks it is hilarious but fortunately the authorities do not!Every Village Needs an Idiot Series celebrates the good fortune we have in Canada to always have strong competition for the position of village idiot in every community. In the series we learn about some of the animals that are the strongest candidates for these positions in Victoria, BC neighbourhoods and adjoining cities. Ms. Stinky, Dr. Ponzi, Foxy Ferguson, Luna Tick, Busy B. Ody, Dr. B. Rayne Fixer, Lily Pad, Nipinator, Miss Kitty, Dips Tick and, other characters show what happens when stupidity, a hoggish lack of manners and no understanding of moral and ethics are combined with a healthy dose of arrogance, grandiosity and self-centredness.