A B Merritt

The Moon Over McDonald's A B Merritt

Yes, another vampire novel. But wait--if you're only sick of the brooding romance, then you might not want to turn away just yet. If there are vampires running around seducing humans, then there has to be at least a few sitting around in their apartments watching Netflix all day, right? Well, that's where these guys come in. If you want to read about bloodsuckers who worry about catching up with their favorite comic series and dodging their in-laws when they visit town, you might be in the right place.