Mr Derick Hudson

Dysfunctional Romance! Mr Derick Hudson

Publisher Marketing: Barry Shaw's whirlwind journey through life was shaped by the growing demands of a mulitiude of disorders, which meant he tended to clean things repeatedly and aggressively, before they had the chance to murder him! Barry thrived on routine. If it hadn't happened before, it was unlikely to happen ever...until he collided into her that is. On that fateful day, as he walked to work, stepping from the centre of one pavement stone to the next, he crashed into Sandra Wiggins, who had also been discreetly avoiding the dreaded cracks. It was lust at first sight. Love would have to wait. Apart they were just weird, but together, they were pure mental! This is the story of two human lovebirds, destined to spend their calamitous lives together...until something extraordinary occurs that threatens to decimate what remains of their limited sanity. Welcome to the New World Order, created when Barry met his Miss. Match! Quotes from the book: "It's a fine line between love and hate. Hate and she wrings your neck. Love and you ring her finger!" "The groom recommended his naked bride should leave her garter on in case she might get cold during the night." "If he wanted to date someone from a mental asylum, she would be top of his list." "Joanne flirted with men even in her sleep and was unaware of her libidinous behaviour most of the time." "Barry's stubble had sprouted overnight, like ugly perennial weeds violating a well manicured lawn." Contributor Bio:  Hudson, MR Derick Hi all! I'm a deeply passionate individual and want to rock your world, literally. I also want to make you laugh out loud so much that you get tinnitus! I hope you enjoy my hilarious Irish romcom, 'Dysfunctional Romance!' and slightly more controversial but equally hilarious 'spiritual' romcom/parody, 'Unholy Romance!' Website/Blog: www.derickhudson.blogspot.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/Derick_Hudson Cheers, Derick: -)