Lezander Gernickyz

Gernickyz: a Modern Day Pirate Tale, Only Better! Lezander Gernickyz

                             The captain has a map to the  'Higher Levels'
                                         and a treasure chest of  'Funny'
                                   just waiting for his next prissy reader!

                "Say the wrong thing and you'll be swimming with the mermaids!"
                  "My brother was richer than the man that invented Escargot."
                                There's a new Sheila with every voyage.


Lezander says and does increasingly more things that the mind finds 'hard to reconcile' for poor Nicklaus!

Gernickyz keeps things normal enough at first, at least until the strange amber glow comes out.

That's when the captain pulls out the bag of 'higher level' stuff and tries to leave a bread trail so that Nick can grip onto it all.

"What are you?"
"What are we, Nick?"
"That's the TRUE question!"

By the time they finish up on Red Feather Island, it should become obvious that Gernickyz is much more than just a pirate adventure looking for laughs from the next rump.

Altogether the tale is 23 hilarious chapters wide.

Chapters 1, and 4 are available for you to read at this link: createspace.com/Preview/1072513

Enjoy!