David J Catchpoole

A Cluster of Limericks David J Catchpoole

The Insomniac





An insomniac of the Bahamas,



Went to the zoo in pyjamas;



The counting of sheep,



Had not helped him sleep,



So he'd got a prescription for llamas.




A sailor and a scientist, a bishop and a botanist, a tourist and a tarantula; all these and more can be found in their own little limerick. There are 103 limericks in this collection, and 102 of them are not about violins.