J Michael Vagott

Betcha can't stick a fork in my eye! J Michael Vagott

"Only you Joe, only you!" Actual quote from the safety dept. at my work when I hopped in with a broken "hot" sauce bottle stuck through my big toe!





It's hard to believe I even survived my childhood. I am the most accident-prone person on the planet. And I don't mean normal accidents, I'm talking about how in the world did that happen kind of accidents!

This book takes a humorous look at some of the many accidents that I have had from birth to present day. I'm 63 years old now and it's still going on! we're talking about getting set on fire, electrocuted, impaled, and much, much more! Some of thesethings have happened to me multiple times!

So, if you're ready for a lot of good, clean laugh out loud stories then don't wait! Get Betcha Can't Stick a Fork in My Eye! And Other Stupid Things I've Said and Done! today! And trust me, I have enough stories left over for at least two more volumes!