Denise Weldon-Siviy

The Pacifist Assassin Denise Weldon-Siviy

Remington Johnson is a gun company spokesman so extreme that only the crazy prepper militias have his back. His boss finds him a liability. His neighbors find him an ass. And his wife spends her days escaping into Amish romance "bonnet-rippers" dreaming of widowhood. But when Mabel Lanza decides to take him out, she has a problem. As a pacifist, weapons and violence are off the table. Fear not. With creativity and comically ethical gymnastics, Mabel proceeds to completely and utterly destroy him.