Joey Pelissier

Totally Bad Dad Jokes Joey Pelissier

The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! Celebrate Father's day, birthdays and Christmas with this laugh-out-loud collection!With a great group of knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the grandfathers, new dads, and fathers-to-be, this is the gift from any daughter, son, wife, or friends that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember-you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?A shoe. Ah, the dad joke-humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this great collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes will surely may you groan out for more!What do you call a funny mosquito?Malarious!My wife hated my impulse purchase of a new revolving chair. But then she sat in it. Eventually she came around. They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?Doug. I grew facial hair without telling anyone. It's my secret stache. Son: Know any jokes about sodium?Dad: Na. Any many many more!