Lord Baltimore

"If You Can't Hear It, It Doesn't Smell." Lord Baltimore

Why is breaking wind so funny? What is it about the release of a hot blast of air through clenched butt cheeks that makes us laugh? The more formal the setting-be it in church, listening to a speech on World Hunger, Global Warming or listening to the National Anthem-the funnier the fart is. Who was the first person to pass gas? When was it first considered funny? Why do women act like it isn't funny, but when in the company of their girlfriends, laugh harder at farts than men do? Are all farts created equal? Who are some of the famous farters throughout history? Are you aware of the biblical connections to farts? The answer to these questions and many more lie in this book. There is also a Fart Glossary so you can now make a precise determination as to what kind of fart you just heard, or just passed yourself.