Timmie Guzzmann

Diary Of Don & Jon Timmie Guzzmann

The story covers Don & Jon, the twin brothers, who love hunting sneaky snakes and frogs in the Mississippi woods and soon discover that there are even freakier phenomenons out there in the wild.

The twins love hunting everything edible like slimy frogs, snakes, alligators, and even spiders.

Inside you'll find some hilarious Mississippi Bayou hunting stories with vibrant colored illustrations.

Make sure to check out your pants before reading because these hilarious Dr.
Seuss style rhyming adventures of Don & Jon have the tendency to rip kid's pants because kids just LOL when reading about these different funny scenes.

Parents love to join in for the fun!

Inside you'll find hilarious hunting adventures that are told by the funny twin brothers.

If you love green slimy frogs, snakes and other dangerous animals that are lurking in the woods and if you love to discover the funny and hilarious ways of how Don & Jon go about catching, whacking, and whopping these scary green animals in the Mississippi woods then you owe it to yourself to check out these unforgettable and entertaining adventures for yourself!

Chapter 1: There Ain't Nothin' Finer Than Moonlight Hunting For Snakes n'Frogs

Don and his twin brother Jon are sneaking into a rich people's country club
in the middle of the night. They discover that the ponds are teeming with plump frogs inside. They did not see the snakes coming from outside... How do they find out of this trap?

Chapter 2: Bullfrog Quaking, Snake Hunting And A Mysterious Strange Ninja

Chapter 3: The Choice Between A Cute Pomeranian Puppy and a Pitbull Hunter

Chapter 4: The Hacky Sack

Chapter 5: Jokes & Poker

Chapter 6: The Annual Yard Sale

Chapter 7: Armored Snakes & Alligator Wisdom

Chapter 8: The Redneck Logic Of Don & Jon

Surprise your kids today with this hilarious Ninja Adventure Kid Chapter Book for Boys Between 6 and 12. If your kids love the South, Mississippi, the Country, Rednecks, Snake Hunting, Bayou Stuff, Frogs, Snakes, Snails, Alligators, Spiders, Ninja Self-Defense, Wood Adventures, Mystery & Mud Secrets then this is definitely what you are looking for. Get your copy today and LOL together with your boys...