Jon Zelig

Riding Lessons for the Cuck Jon Zelig

The first two years of our marriage had been good, I thought; Barb had sex with whoever she wanted; I was faithful to her. Ten years my senior and a high-powered corporate lawyer, she was always the one to dictate terms; when she chose to have sex with me, it was always and only with her on top. "Women ride men," she'd say, with utter finality. "Anything else is degrading and unacceptable." Then one day . . . things just blew apart-I had been insufficiently . . . diligent, and what had been subtext came rocketing to the surface: I came home to find my wife in bed with my stepbrother. The next domino to fall? I was surprised by my stepsister . . . with an intimidatingly-sized strap-on. Seemed pretty clear that, if I was to "earn my way back" into my wife's good graces?I was running out of time and-I very much hoped!-stepfamily as well.