Ashley a Lenartson

Don't Read This 11th Comedy Book Ashley a Lenartson

I like to write Comedy Books that make people laugh: Be prepared to have an Open Mind & to be insulted when you read this 11th Comedy Book that I spent time writing just for you as I'm a filthy, dirty, funny Comedian & I love what I do: I'm not here to be liked for what I say, I'm here to make people laugh their butts off: have you ever been the butt of somebody's jokes: then you know exactly what I'm writing about: it's all about having Boundaries and some people just don't have any ability to enjoy comedy as it reminds them of their pain: not my problem: I'm here to have FUN FFUN FUNNNNNNNNNNN...that's what life is all about: so what I say inappropriate things all the time: it's not a big deal: just have to make sure that when I do it I'm not around children or teenagers. This is "Comedy for Adults: keep an Open Mind and don't take what I say personally as then you're just letting your Emotions Rule You and we can't be having any of that!!! No Can Do: Laughter IS The Best Medicine: Jokes & Spaghetti: Coprofilia: that's when you walk up to a cop and start feeling him up and wind up in jail for making him feel uncomfortable with his junk. The benefit of no teeth: better blow jobs... You're bed ridden: no I've never driven a bed to work yet!!!I really dread Christmas: I will be forced to entertain Fox addicts who love Trumpet Do you live with John, too Christopher Me thinks so... I'm mentally challenged: maybe I ought to go live in a Grope Home, I mean a Group Home. You may as well lick my healing seed off the kitchen counter: that's going to be your lunch... What is paranoid personality disorder -PPD, anyways Is it schizo-phrenia? Bi-Polar? Something else: now there's a new term for the DSM Manual. What are you doing right now? My self Words that describe what comedians do: jovial, light hearted, fun, funny, making light of anything and everything, crystalize funny things that may or may not make sense, conniving, blabber mouth, dystopian future, snickers, etc. Go Now, Buy This Very Funny Book & Be Glad That You Can Laugh About Anything especially when you are in a crappy mood, pain w/ your "Emotional Pain Body" or just not feeling right in the head: that's the purpose of this book: to make you feel relaxed and to feel better and to have a better day than you are already having!!!