Bryan John Boring Van Unen

Damaged Sandwich Bryan John Boring Van Unen

John Jacob is a grumpy man with a promising career as a local radio personality and TV narrator. But his livelihood is at stake when, inexplicably, he can only say one word: milk. Flabs is an invisible rubber chicken from another dimension, running from the evil Citizen Management Agency of Chickenistan. Together, John and Flabs plunge into a bizarro conspiracy that begins in a zany super-supermarket with rhyming aisles, and ends with inter-dimensional turmoil as realities collide. And that's only book one...