Bridget Chase

Cocaine Mall Creature Bridget Chase

A bad dude, dealing cocaine to elementary school kids at the mall, accidentally gets splashed with toxic bio hazard waste. His flesh mutates with the blow in his system. Something that sinister would mean certain death for everyone in that linoleum shopping center; except, Van Damme is at the mall, judging a Natalie Portman look-alike String Bikini Contest. He will use all his black-belt splits-skills to save the people and those pretty Natalies from the terrible narcotics monster.