Joe Taylor

Alleged Woman Joe Taylor

Fiction. Will the cheating, will the fraud never end? Breaking News! Biden Ballots! FBI finds nearly seven million Joe Biden ballots in Alabama woman's car trunk! Sumter County, Alabama: After answering a routine mid-morning request to repair a flat tire, Alabama FBI agents found the trunk of a Sumter County woman's black Nissan Altima filled with ballots listing Joe Biden for President. In the Altima's glove compartment the agents also found eleven books of first-class stamps depicting Elvis. We speculate she was planning on mailing these to the local voting station. Had she been able to do so, all of Alabama's electoral votes would have gone to the Biden campaign. We can just thank alert agents who acted quickly on finding the nearly seven million ballots, a federal law enforcement official who wished to remain anonymous commented.

And that's only the start! Soon, New York lawyer Rudy Gullibilliani travels to Sumter County, Alabama, in an effort to rectify if not clarify matters. As Mr. Gullibilliani states, I know criminals very well. That's why I'm here. Do complications arise? You bet.