Chris Stokdyk

How to Survive the Mermaid Apocalypse Chris Stokdyk

Deep inside every mermaid is a promise, and that promise is a map, and that map leads to treasure, and that treasure is this book. Forged in a crucible of the hottest good times, "How to Survive the Mermaid Apocalypse" is an inspiration in a classical sense. Driven to be more than just a series of words, grouped together, separated by punctuation, this is the kind of book that makes people question other books and whether or not they are actually books. Don't be afraid - no one here wants you to steal a 1967 Ford Mustang. This is just a book we're talking about here. Now, about that Mustang.