John

Tales of the Loo John

This compilation of short stories is written for everyone with a sense of humor; young and old alike. Visiting the "out-house" for many is a routine affair. All of us have at one time or another experienced what I would call pre and post discharge syndromes. But at times, due to the urgency of the "agenda" as well as the time and place of the sudden discharge of one's own waste, leads us to encounter episodes out of the ordinary. The result of which can either be extremely hilarious or scary. Try to imagine the unimaginable. In assisting you achieve this, the stories are so written with in-depth explanations plus explicit details of what you may have experienced at one time or another. This is not a book of obscenities but natural human behavior, instincts and response. It is an effort to bring forth what many go through and can only laugh within themselves; not daring to share even with their own loved ones. But I am ending all that once and for all. What at one time was considered taboo should be brought out in the open for all to read and nourish. All in all, it is a fun reading and would definitely put a smile; and a quick glance around just in case you too were keeping a secret that you wish you could share. Pandora's Box revealing untold tales one could ever imagine possible. The LOO will finally earn its respect as the ultimate "throne" to behold