A Smithee

The Wisdom of Donald Trump A Smithee

Donald Trump is a man who is unmatched in his ability to inspire all Americans to a higher purpose-a higher goal of unifying us all in harmony and prosperity. I, humbly, have tried to find his very best quotes to supply to you. His words of inspiration. His words of compassion... Oh, I can't pretend. The book is mostly empty. If Donald Trump has ever said anything intelligent, it is buried among his guttural ramblings peppered with hate and obscenities. Simpy put, I couldn't find anything wise this man has said. So, if you HATE Donald Trump, and what he stands for, and has a friend who, for whatever bizarre reason, LIKES Donald Trump, buy this as a gag gift for them. The print version can also act as a journal, so it does have some use. The digital can ONLY be used as a gag gift. Hey! Don't blame me! I tried finding something wise the orange buffoon has said! Sincerely, A. Smithee