C J Phillips

The World's Funniest Raunchy Bathroom Graffiti C J Phillips

Immoral, thoughtless people's minds are a terrible thing to waste. That's why mankind has books of bathroom graffiti. You're invited to read all volumes of "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". A movie script has been written about them. This volume concentrates on the more disgusting (but funny) bathroom graffiti. Samples from the book are below. 1. My husband's scrotum's been swollen for the last few days but I'm keeping a eye on it. 2. What if they gave an orgy and nobody came? 3. What's the best thing a woman can get out of a penis - the wrinkles! 4. Jesus took it on the palm 5. Count Dracula, your bloody Mary is ready 6. Stop screwing around, support your local brothel!