Malky McEwan

The really STUPID thing about being a SERGEANT Malky McEwan

"He's done it again!! More stories of life on the beat, this time with some added responsibility as a Sergeant and some of the problems the cops create for you. A cracking read for the summer." - Amazon 5 star rating.

"Great read! So funny I couldn't put this down! The writing is just brilliant and draws you into every story. Can't wait to read the next book." - Goodreads 5 star rating.

"A very enjoyable read this, many funny anecdotes, but the best was the one about anger management, I was sniggering about that for the rest of the evening." - just one of many five star ratings on Amazon.


People sometimes ask cops if they ever got flashed or propositioned. An innocuous question with a salacious undertone. A desire to hear some spicy scandal?
Yes, it happened, but the most shocking suggestion wasn't to get out of a ticket - it was a cop trying to get out of a bollocking.


The really STUPID thing about being a SERGEANT is full of wonderful tales and ingenious pranks. Scribbled over thirty years, Malky's police service has provided stories that beggar belief then bowl you over with laughter:

*Hokey Cokey in the pokey with Whistling Willie.*A trip to McDonald's with Inspector Deadpan Dick.*A Police Negotiator's unbelievable calm.*PC Gary Gorman maybe isn't as daft as he looks.*Big Bob's anger management technique.*How to get promoted.*And many more snippets of wit and wisdom.


'Malky McEwan should to be in every bookstore and at the top of every bestseller list.'