Russel Jackson

More S#*t People Text: Insanely Hilarious, Real Text Messages! Russel Jackson

Publisher Marketing: You asked for it and now you've got it! Volume 2 of the extremely popular S#*t People Text series is HERE and it is serving up even more bigger laughs than its predecessor! So what is this series of books about you ask? Text messaging is the ultimate form of communication these days and you won't believe how some people abuse the privilege. But no worries, that's exactly why this book exists - to show you the gloriously hilarious things that can happen when modern technology meets modern (yet confounded) humans. Whether it's clueless parents who don't know how to use their smartphones (comedy gold!), or bored, yet clever teens who want to mess around with their friends, this book does not discriminate. If it is real, if it is bizarre, and most importantly, it s#*t-in-your-pants funny, then this book has it! Here are just some of the many gems you will find inside: Son: "Mom, stop, you are not funny. You can't make jokes." Mom: "But, I made you...?" --------------------------------------------------------- Girlfriend: "I hate you. I don't ever want to see you again." Boyfriend: "Thank god." Girlfriend: "Your an idiot." Boyfriend: "**You're" --------------------------------------------------------- Mom: "What does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean? Child: "I dont know, love you, talk to you later." Mom: "Okay, I'll ask your sister." So "treat-yo-self" to a good laugh, a good time, and a brighter day right now! You deserve it! Parents take caution - this book contains humor that is NOT suitable for children.