Barack Obama's Secret Plan to Lose the War, Kill the Economy, and Ruin America Forever: an Unauthorized Appreciation

This cleverly titled blank book, out just in time for the election, is a perfect gift for tickling funny bones on both sides of the political aisle! The 8 ½" x 5 ½" trade paperback features 90 pages of quality white paper completely uncontaminated by printing -- save for headers & footers It's perfect for doodling, making notes, folding origami, or ranting about the current election. In emergencies, it can also double as toilet paper. (Softness and efficacy not guaranteed for this use!) As an added bonus, if you buy today, you will receive an extra 7 pages of blank white paper bound in with the rest! Ninety-seven blank pages in all! (Along with three pages of pesky titles and legal information, for a not-so-grand total of 100 pages.) The book comes complete with a glossy, full-color cover suitable for framing-or throwing darts at. The back cover features copy sure to drive home the paperback's satirical intent to all but the densest of partisans.