Olden Rinkly

My Farts Are Monsters Olden Rinkly

Back in the 5th grade, I had one of the stinkiest days of my life. The moment I showed up to class, the fart monster inside my stomach was relentless. Every class came with a MONSTROUS fart. It was impossible to harness, and even harder to waft away. Worst of all, the biggest bully in school kept calling the alarm on each fart. From Music to Art class, the fart monster took on a new disguise to embarrass me with the stinkiest stink ever produced. This first chapter book is perfect for reluctant readers. The chapters are short, but the fart jokes are strong. Will Boris defeat the Fart Monster? Will he save his dignity? Or will the Fart Monster engulf the entire school in a cloud of unbearable stench.