William F Aicher

Undead as a Doornail William F Aicher

I was already dead by the time I was born, and I've died a lot of times since then. But somehow, someway, I came back. I always come back. My name is Phoenix Bones, and I hunt monsters.

????? 'Hilarious, witty, and light, Undead as a Doornail will have you laughing, gagging, and hoping for a new HBO series.' - The Uncorked Librarian



The first novel in the International Monster Hunter series introduces Phoenix Bones, the self-trained bane of things that go bump in the night.

Phoenix knows what horrors lurk in the shadows. When he overhears a police scanner report of a teenage girl gone missing from her bedroom without a trace, he knows something sinister is afoot.

His worst fears are confirmed when the trail leads him to a ghastly scene in the catacombs of Paris, the first step of many down a grisly and blood-soaked path to the vile truth of the vampire underground.



If you like Jim Butcher, Hunter Blaine, Shayne Silvers, Cameron O'Connell, Michael Anderle, Kevin Hearne, Steve McHugh, Larry Correia, Patricia Briggs, Shannon Mayer, or K. F. Breene, you're gonna love the world of Phoenix Bones: International Monster Hunter.

-----

What Amazon Readers are Saying:

????? 'Phoenix is an anti-hero.... but still a hero, and he's sarcastic, raw, and freaking REAL.'

????? 'Imagine a hunter who can traverse the in between with the ease of a bullet and you have Phoenix Bones.'

????? '...has the right mixture of humor and humanity to make me want to go on a journey with him - any journey - and it turns out this is an exciting ride!"

????? 'Move over, Stephen King. You have competition.'

????? 'Hilariously sophisticated, intentionally exaggerated, Undead as a Doornail, Aicher's first book in this series, has me impatiently waiting for Bones and his next gruesome hunt.'

????? ' Picture Sookie Stackhouse meets Lula and Stephanie Plum in male form. Add in booze, a drug addict sidekick, and a male protagonist who is pretty much my soulmate.'

????? '... different, laugh-out-loud funny, endearing, and mysterious.'