The History Of My Stupidity

I have issues. I've lived on this planet long enough to realize that most people are stupid and, the older I get, the less patience I have with others because of their stupidity. But they are not alone. I have joined them on many occasions. Instead of just drinking and smoking while sitting in my boxers watching television, I decided to record the history of my stupidity. So I've been sitting in my boxers, watching television while eating Cheetos, typing away with two Cheeteld fingers on my iPad to chronicle these wonderful events (I don't drink or smoke; never have). And as an extra-added bonus, I've included the stupidity of my brother and a few moments of brain weakness for my wife and mother-in-law. I've also included what I call Stupidity Breaks, where you take a break from reading about my stupidity and enjoy learning about the stupidity of others. Friends and family (those who will admit it)...please enjoy.