Tom Lucas

Leather to the Corinthians Tom Lucas

Gather round all you tattooed, lost soul wandering, Wi-Fi/Lo-Fi mutants! Come! Come listen to the hypnotic beat of my drum!

Join me on trip to the Village, a strange and surreal place, where an epic battle will determine the fate of the human race!

The GENERAL is determined to win this war for the insane clown insurgent wants to settle a score! He?s got a bone to pick with his nemesis the KING, the mad ruler of the Village who only cares about celebrity status and bling! You?ll meet a young SOLDIER, who fights to survive the melee, losing his humanity along the way!

At root of this evil is the sinister SELL INC., whose CEO?s implants light up when he blinks! Then there?s poor PETER the dull corporate drone who only wished to be left alone. His boss sends him on a mission to shut the Limp Pigeon down, such a pity since it?s the only good sex club in town. But alas! Good news! The pigeon is set free, when Peter discovers a vixen of virtual reality, not to mention the fulfillment of a very special fantasy!

Folks, I know you?re feeling the stress, of this post-apocalyptic mess, but no worries since you?ll cruise with SCRATCH MICROPHONE, who?ll make sure to get you out of the danger zone. Just take a pill and you?ll chill with his mellow vibe as he leads the good people of his DODGE TRIBE.

If you stay faithful through this crazy crusade, then you?ll earn FR. EVERHARD?s eternal praise! Now, that?s a slam dunk in the eyes of the BIG RED J! Hey, why not become an Official Sidekick today? My friend, I know you may be feeling like life is a curse, but listen up?it could always be worse!

Your gratitude should really begin now.

Leather to the Corinthians is an absurd postmodern fable that defiantly flips a middle finger at modern American life.

Through the perspectives of its multiple characters, Leather to the Corinthians explores the absurdities of organized religion, the military, big business, fast food, advertising, sex, and the media. Witty, with bitter undertones, its story possesses a satirical spirit as it plays with traditional story structure, phrasing and cultural references. Its multiple layers encourage return visits as its characters have many more unique tales to tell.