Georgene Summers

101 Things That Piss Me Off Georgene Summers

Politically incorrect, wildly funny, outrageous and truthful "101 Things That Piss Me Off, expletives from behind closed doors" will have you laughing until you cry. This irreverent book of humor is all about the things that PISS YOU off, not just the Author. Taking no prisoners Summers is your voice of outrage at the rude, thoughtless, obnoxious people and companies that are pervasive in our society today. She has something to say about all of them that will leave you wanting more. Taking aim she slots in Hot Flashes, Memos to Companies and Individuals and Suggestions to make your life and theirs better. Like Delivery Companies... Hire Gorillas, they don't take sick leave, can place a package on your porch and don't complain! A few of the hysterical outrages are: Those drivers that attach themselves to your bumper while driving 75 mph. They are close enough for you to see the color of their contacts; the sexting salesgirl who leaves that plastic security device in your new pants causing you to use a hammer and chisel for removal. You ruin your pants in the process; the delivery driver who tosses your computer over the fence or leaves your overnight envelope containing important documents in the snow in your driveway, are all targets of Summers humor. You might find yourself canonized on the pages as well if you have ever stood in a 12 items or less line at the market with a cart full of goodies or ran back to find something you forgot while leaving a line of shoppers waiting or even hogged two parking spaces with your over-sized SUV. An easy read, just open it anywhere for a laugh. It's great for the bedside table or as a travel companion, anywhere you go. You are going to read this incredible book again and again and will want to give it to those you love and probably to those you don't love. It's that funny. This is THE book to laugh over until you cry and to give as a welcomed gift.
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