Toinen

Toinen's Lovsangare

Read Everything I write, poor spelling, Grammar and all with a Fine English Accent. (Oxford or Better). If Book is covered in plastic, (and this is all important), PLEASE remove slowly to prevent B. S. from falling out. To achieve optimum results, read with the Blues playing softly in the background. For better results, you may decide to simply pretend to enjoy the story inside regardless to how bad. For even better results, perhaps read while drunk or really happy about something. If you are in any degree acquainted with a hypnotist, it may be wise to invite he or she to stand close by, in the instance you find convincing yourself as well as others that this book was well worth your hard earned cash a bit difficult and you require a refund. By the way, I have a garage full of these so by all means, keep it. Right, with that being said, you are now ready to begin. Confidentially, none of the names have been changed to protect the innocent, there are no innocent. You may now open the book.... ENJOY. Oh, Yea, DO NOT FORGET YOUR ACCENT. Toinen